Monday, November 21, 2011

Important notes to self

  • shower gel is not a good replacement for shampoo.
  • early in the morning, do not email until you are clear which is the SEND button and which is the DELETE button.
  • the check engine light does not mean you'll have to take the bus forever.
  • using a fork for scratch lottery tickets is not a good idea, especially on a crowded bus.
  • eye patches are only sexy on pirates.